Like all large companies in France, my employer has a medical center on the premises with a dedicated staff qualified to take care of whatever medical emergencies can arise in a workplace with over two thousand people. The doctor and nurses also perform the regular medical checkups of all employees. With all this talk of H1N1, they now have the added task of screening those with flu symptoms in order to determine what the problem is. In the nineteen years we’ve lived here, we’ve seen our share of funny franglais signs, from an “electric fools” section in a local store to a sign that asked for silence because “people are hardly working here”, but this one about nurse prevention is, in my opinion, the best yet and thus merits being mentioned in this space.