You really have to wonder what some owners are thinking when they name their yachts. I mean, if this sleek, racy boat is what its owner calls “low profile”, I’d hate to see what his high profile toys look like. Note that the reverse exists as well, as shown in this picture I took some time ago. Obviously, what is meant here is the city of Nice and not the adjective “nice”, but visually, it’s still an oxymoron. Speaking of morons, we are having a 25-hour day today as all of Europe changed the clocks back to two a.m. at three a.m. As I write this, it’s just after six in the evening and it is already pitch black. To make matters worse, the US and Europe are no longer changing clocks on the same day. Can’t we at least all agree to be stupid at the same time? I guess not, for that would be smart...